Der's Something NEKKID in Da Watah!

Purple Pootunias

Dis will not come as a surprises to any of MUH furriends on Facebook, but I wants all you dat duns know me to knows da truth.  MUH poo duns stinks.  It jus DUNS!  MUH poo smells like pootunias.  I is surprised dat Mommy and Daddy din'ts name me Pootunia cuz whenevah I walk by dem I am sure dat is what dey tinks of.  Dey prolly wondering iffen dey is downwind from a grand garden of pootunias because it jus smells dat lovelys.  Some of MUH "furriends" duns reelly believes me, but seriously looks at me.  A ridiculously good-lookings kitteh like me has ridiculously good-smellings poo.

Soothing Bedroom Art

So MUH poorents is tinkings of movings sometime furthers north.  Dat seem ridiculouses to me considering we liveses in MinneSNOWta already and dey wants to move anuttha hour closah to da North Poles?  <shakes head>  I guess I jus duns unnerstands beans.  But iffen they does I really hopes dat dey lets me lends a hand wid da decoratings.  Especially MUH Daddy.  I can nevah go into his bedroom cuz he say he duns sleep well.  I's been tinkings dat maybe if I gaves his room a soothings decoratings dat I woulds be able to goes in der and snuggle wid him while he is fast asleeps havings peaceful dreams.  And what more peaceful den bunnehs?  I founds dis picta and it is givings me inspooration of the subtle soothing effects of what they right art in a bedroom can does.  I may try a peaceful wall color too.

Nekkid Lady in Da Lake

Snow & Ice.  Still Nekkid.

We lives in Albert Lea, MinneSNOWta right now.  One of da reasons we wants to moves is dat der is some unsavory areas in dis town.  Fur instance - Da Nekkid Lady in Da Lake.  Beans in dis town will argue wid me - dat we is a sister city of Copenhagen, Denmarks and I guess dey has a famouses statue in der port called Da Wee Mermaid or Da Little Mermaid or Da Teeny Mermaid or someting like dat.  But seriously - all arguing asides she is jus a clearly NEKKID lady in MUH lake.  Sometimes da locals will crawl down der and puts a hoodie on her to covah her boobies but magically she takes it off.  Notice dem ducks floatings by is tryings to avoids eye contacts wid her.  I duns blame dem.  Is barrassings.  Dey shoulds all have paper sacks to puts ovah der head.  And dis nekkid lady is ALWAYS der!  It duns matter to her iffen it snowings or floodings - she jus always der flashing her self like she on Bourbon Streets in Nawlins instead of a conservatives midwest towns.  Iffen you evah comes here duns let her lure you into da lake.  Dat's her plan.

Barrassed Duck