Fingah Lickin' Good!!!!!!!!!!

Muchka

Dis is one of MUH Facepoo furriends.  Her name is Muchka TheLady Periwinkle-Brown.  She talk reelly reelly funneh.  I calls her one of da "Srsly Girls" cuz she says "Srsly" all da time!  Srsly!!!  Here an excerpt of one of her posts fur an example.  Now dis is Muchka talkings.  She saids dis to me today.

Jowee...wun Tom nawin on mai leg waz KWIET enuff!! Srsly! Nex wun dat duz dat getz TEH FUNDA-POODULLPAW of MUCHKA!! Srsly!! (wen itz betta!..Mol!)

Okay, now dids you unnerstands dat?  Srsly!!!  Cuz sometimes I has pooblems unnerstandings it.  I tink it because she froms Austria.  Well she reelly froms Australia, but I likes to says Austria cuz it get dem all flustery down undah.  Do you realize dat der toilets flushes in da opposites of ours in da Hempisphere of da North?  Does you realizes dat Muchka has nevah evah seen da North Star?  I tink dis a pooblem wid da Austrian kittehs.  Dey duns know which ways is up and which ways is down.

Chickin Leg

So here da stowy.  She gots bits by a cat.  A boy cat.  She hads to goes to da V-E-T to gets it all checkeds out and dey hads to shaves her leg!!!  So I jus curious (after all I is a cat) and I asked her iffen she taste like chickin?  And I been tinkings about and cravings chickin all days long!  Srsly!  And I beens tinkings abouts it a lot!!!  Anutther thing you oughts to knows about Muchka is dat she is a pawtner in da law firm of Boob & Ass.  Now der a staff picta of dem and she sittings in a chair wid her legs crossed. I commenteds on da picta dat I was starings at her legs and otha kittehs thoughts I was beings pervy!  I was jus starings at dem legs wunnerings iffen dey taste like chickin!  Srsly!  Dis is what she saids!!!

Muchka TheLady Periwinkle-Brown ‎*uncwossez legz n pullz daown skurt* *stayrz at Jowee* Yu tells dat Joey Weener,Caroline!! Mai poodull-paw DOEZ NOTZ TAYTZ LIEK CHIKKIN! Srsly! *likkz saw paw* Hmmmmm?!

Donald Driver & Brett Fav-rah

Well gosh dis normally jus a 3 topic blog and I alweddy dids two whole paragraphs on Muchka so I jus does one more tonights!  OH MUH CAT!!!!!  Now I duns wartch Dancings Wid Da Staws - I is not a wee girlie boy like Russ Edens so I duns wartch it.  I JUS DUNS!  But being da manly cat I is I dones does wartches the football!!!  And not jus any footballs but da Green Bay Merman!!!!  Imagine MUH purrleasure when I heards last night dat our wide receivah, Donald Driver, wons da whole dang ting!!!  Eeeeee!!!!  Here a picta of him from a few years ago wid our old quarterbacks Brett Favre.  Now back in da day Brett Favre was mommy's hewo and she gots so muchlies of stuff of his round our apootment includings a full-size autographed helmet in dis fancy schmancy display case she gots way back in 1995!!!  Den you know what happen?  He left da team!!!  First he wents to New York and was Bretty & Da Jets and while he der he sendings pictas of his bits on da cell phone!!!  And den da WORST was when he playeds fur da MinneSNOWta Vikings!  Oh MY!  I liveses in MinneSNOWta - dat was reelly reelly hawd on MUH fambily.  What about OUR feelings Mr. Favre??????  Now Donald Driver - he a REAL hewo!

Duns forget to has some poonanigans.