MUH First Blog

Brad Hamilton

Dis is MUH blog and is gonna be bout whatevah I wants it to be.  Iffen I wanna talks about how handsomes I is den dat is what I will talks about.  Iffen I wanna talks about MUH furriends den I will.  Iffen I wanna talks about someting I likes or not likes or whatevah it duns mattah cuz dis is MUH feelings, MUH blog, and MUH terms.  I duns has a clue how to blog or how dis works.  So fur tonights I is jus gonna plays.  First I is goings to try to inserts a picta.  Hold on and I will grabs someting off MUH desktops and see iffen it works.  Holds on...    MOL MOL MOL oooooooooo dat worked!!!!!!!  Dat is Brad Hamilton from one of da best movies EVAH calleds Fast Times At Ridgemont High.  He deliverings feesh in Da Cruising Vessel!!!!!  He reelly barrassed though - I bet he goes home and puts a paper bag ovah his head later on but dey duns show dat in da movie.  I loveses Judge Reinhold.  Dids you know dat da Judge in the Animated Clerks series was calleds Judge Reinhold?  Dat is your useless trivia fur da day.

A weeks or so ago Mommy gaves us all deli ham.  It was cheaps ham dat costeds $2.99 a pounds.  I duns like it!  I jus duns!!!!  I refuse to eats it - PHHHFFFBBBFT.  Den today she gaveses me some $6.99 a pounds deli turkey and I ates it!  Dat jus goes to shows dat I has spensive tastes.  Is prolly cuz I so ridiculously good-lookings.

A moth like da one I gots.

Da other night I smashed a moth on da wall and I was so exciteds cuz I reelly wanted to eats it!!!  Well so I smasheds it against da wall and den it fells behind da nightstand.  Oh noes!!!!!!!  I din'ts know iffen it liveds or dieds!!!!!!  I puts MUH paw behinds dat nightstand and stareds at it fur a long long time and it nevah dids comes out and I din'ts get to know iffen it tastes as goods as I knoweds it woulds.  Poo.